General ยป Progress (or lack thereof) Report!

Felt a news post about this was in order.

Over the past week it's been VERY warm in the Netherlands where I live and it makes my room turn into a massive sauna, which is where my only recent computer is at (laptop gave up the ghost a little while ago), thus I haven't been able to work on much of anything. I've been able to do a couple of small expirements that will aid me in future stuff for the site, so time hasn't entirely been lost.

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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
He wasn't alone.
uhh you dont get to bring friends.
they're not my friends
don't worry, no charge for them.
and why would I want them?
they were trying to grab 'yer prize, they work for the mercenary, the masked man
bane?
aye.
get 'em on board, I'll call it in.
the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists: me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?
(gunshot)
He didn't fly so good! who wants to try next?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
at least you can talk, who are you?
it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
no one cared who I was til I put on the mask.
if I pull that off would you die?
it would be extremely painful.
you're a big guy.
for you.
was getting caught part of your plan?
of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you
NOTHING! I said nothing!
well congratulations!
sir?
you got yourself caught! now whats the next step of your master plan?
crashing this plane...
WITH NO SURVIVORS!
mayday, mayday
NO!
they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
have we started the fire?
Yes. The fire rises.
calm down doctor, now is not the time for fear.
that comes later.
woot woot! first comment. @flash i peed
damn no ascii die
you'd have to adjust it for non-monospace fonts and use some kinda esoteric spaces
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