https://flashii.net/news/2Flashii ยป ArchiveArchived news posts from the old Flashii.2014-06-21T20:18:34+00:00https://flashii.net/news/post/1TestingGotta have one of these, hope it fucking works...
<p>Gotta have one of these, hope it fucking works...</p>2014-04-27T21:55:05+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/2nook postFlash told me to make a post for whatever reason and it wasn't allowed to be spammy ;_; so here it is. Make me admin
<p>Flash told me to make a post for whatever reason and it wasn't allowed to be spammy ;_; so here it is. Make me admin</p>
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<p><strong>Mokanote</strong>: Gotta make this above 100 chars and add a newline to test stuff so i need to write random shit ain't that just great? also here's admin bby <3</p>2014-04-27T22:13:18+00:00nookhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=2https://flashii.net/news/post/3The state of thingsTime for the first actual non-testing new post! Time to answer a few Frequently Asked Questions (implying that there are any)!
<p>Time for the first actual non-testing new post! Time to answer a few Frequently Asked Questions (implying that there are any)!</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>When are you finally making the news posting script?</strong>: I just did</li>
<li><strong>When is the Chat coming back, all the other stupid shitholes are too retarded and boring..</strong>: We're (I'm) working hard to enrich the already amazing AJAX Chat feeling by streamlining the way it works a bit, creating a custom AEx knock-off, enhancing Satori and rebuilding the Mobile feature.</li>
<li><strong>When is Registration opening?</strong>: As soon as all the "basic functionality" features are finished.</li>
<li><strong>Why are you accepting donations?</strong>: The current server (a Dell Dimension 4550 with a 2GHz Pentium 4, 1 GB of whatever the fuck RAM and a 40GB IDE harddrive) is starting to kill itself and there's NO WAY IN HELL that I'm ever switching to a shared hoster so I need your help to help me build a new server so shit doesn't die forever...</li>
<li><strong>Can I have staff?</strong>: Yes and no. It depends on whether we are accepting applications and whether you want to manage a diarrhoea pool of autistic people.</li>
<li><strong>Switch to IRC, AJAX Chat is gay.</strong>: I know and No.</li>
<li><strong> You are hosting this shit on a Pentium 4? How has it not killed itself yet?</strong>: I honestly don't know.</li>
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<p>If you have any further questions refer to the <a href="https://flashii.net/info.php?v=contact">contact</a> page.</p>2014-04-27T22:29:38+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/4Loss of a fuckton of progressSo today by some mistake I made when moving files I deleted the chat...
<p>So today by some mistake I made when moving files I deleted the chat...
Only backup I still have was from January so the return has once again been delayed.</p>
<p>Sorry for this stupid mistake, I'll <em>try</em> to not make it happen again.</p>2014-05-02T08:47:49+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/5StreamliningGonna spend some time streamlining the already existent code to some extent hoping to make shit load faster.
<p>Gonna spend some time streamlining the already existent code to some extent hoping to make shit load faster.
Also gonna reword a few things like the donation page.</p>2014-05-10T14:27:39+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/6WE'RE NOT DEAD!!(the news posting script is still fucked and i'm too lazy to fix it)
<p>(the news posting script is still fucked and i'm too lazy to fix it)
So you might've noticed it; Registration opened as well as the chat!
Although this is the case the site is still W.I.P. for the most part so expect to see things not work...
As for that I opened a special board thingy! <del>The feedback board</del>!
Anyway have fun with shit I guess...</p>2014-06-05T18:17:39+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/7State of ProgressNone. End of post.
<p>None. End of post.
Just kidding we're actually getting things done (although the staff panel is literally nowhere).</p>
<h2>Anyway, list of progress!</h2>
<ul>
<li>The new avatar method was successfully implemented.</li>
<li>Register dialogue now has it's own page in order to prevent the reCAPTCHA from loading on every page for lurkers (apparently it doesn't like that).</li>
<li>Donation page remade.</li>
<li>News posting script still non-existent.</li>
<li>New server wide error pages (403, 404, 500 and 503) implemented.</li>
<li>Related and Projects pages were removed.</li>
<li>Feedback posting was added.</li>
<li>And probably more stuff which I can't think of!</li>
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<h2>Now the things which I have planned</h2>
<ul>
<li>Actually finish the staff panel, open the application and assign some mods.</li>
<li>Finish UCP.</li>
<li>Finish new Tenshi system.</li>
<li>Complete the exploit detection in chat.</li>
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<p>That's pretty much it for this post. I'll hopefully be posting the next post from the Management Panel instead of a database management client.</p>2014-06-14T22:28:04+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/8ImpasseShit's gotten to a point where everything is so convoluted that I can't even find my way through my own code thus I need to "rewrite" stuff in a, for me, over viewable fashion.
<p>Shit's gotten to a point where everything is so convoluted that I can't even find my way through my own code thus I need to "rewrite" stuff in a, for me, over viewable fashion.
You'll see it when it happens.</p>2014-06-18T18:55:03+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/9Quick status updateRemember the previous post where I stated that the code was too messy to even consider adding anything else?
<p>Remember the previous post where I stated that the code was too messy to even consider adding anything else?
Well I've been working behind the scenes for a while now (less than 24 goddamn hours) and I already got a pretty great new design; <a href="https://static.flash.moe/news/9-1.png"><em>poop</em></a> that's all I'm giving out for now.
Anyway that's just that.
Oh yeah, the best feature about this new design is that it actually looks like a proper website, isn't that amazing?</p>2014-06-20T22:20:15+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1https://flashii.net/news/post/10Hooray for jews!So with the new design coming soon at some point in the near future somewhere soon, I'm going to make a change to the Tenshi rank.
<p>So with the new design coming soon at some point in the near future somewhere soon, I'm going to make a change to the Tenshi rank.
<del>The new payment system is $4 for 3 months of Tenshi.</del></p>
<p>Why the new price? Because everything is jewish, including you reading this and me writing this.
Users that already bought Tenshi before the switch will get an extra of free Tenshi to make up for it as soon as the new design goes up for everyone.</p>
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<p><strong>Mokanote</strong>: If you donated a big amount you'll get more tenshi corresponding to the amount you donated.</p>
<p><strong>Mokanote 2</strong>: This never actually happened and it probably will never happen. But that's not a promise.</p>2014-06-21T20:18:34+00:00flashhttps://flashii.net/profile.php?u=1