The state of things

Time for the first actual non-testing new post! Time to answer a few Frequently Asked Questions (implying that there are any)!

• When are you finally making the news posting script?: I just did
• When is the Chat coming back, all the other stupid shitholes are too retarded and boring..: We're (I'm) working hard to enrich the already amazing AJAX Chat feeling by streamlining the way it works a bit, creating a custom AEx knock-off, enhancing Satori and rebuilding the Mobile feature.
• When is Registration opening?: As soon as all the "basic functionality" features are finished.
• Why are you accepting donations?: The current server (a Dell Dimension 4550 with a 2GHz Pentium 4, 1 GB of whatever the fuck RAM and a 40GB IDE harddrive) is starting to kill itself and there's NO WAY IN HELL that I'm ever switching to a shared hoster so I need your help to help me build a new server so shit doesn't die forever...
• Can I have staff?: Yes and no. It depends on whether we are accepting applications and whether you want to manage a diarrhoea pool of autistic people.
• Switch to IRC, AJAX Chat is gay.: I know and No.
• You are hosting this shit on a Pentium 4? How has it not killed itself yet?: I honestly don't know.

If you have any further questions refer to the contact page.