OH NO THE SITE IS DOWN

Expect things to come back online in the next never FIFTY-BILLION YEARS.

(Fuck every single one of you.)

Oops!

UPDATE #1: RIZAKIS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THE FLASHII. DEVELOPING STORY...
UPDATE #2: SAIBATEKU STILL SUCKS. VIVA LA JUNTAS!
UPDATE #3: WIN IS STILL GAY. SERIOUSLY. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?
UPDATE #4: MALWAREUP FORUMS—NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
UPDATE #5: SOCK CHAT EDITION