they don't build them like they used to (positive) (unscathed)

scary

how

got out of bed at 5:50, i always charge the pad on my nightstand, i think you may remember where my bed is relative to the stairs, and as i rotated it out of the charger i just Lost Grip and ipad space program occurred

why does flash sleep next to death pit

exciting

I remember the death pit

the ipad only went down like three steps though, my previous phone once took the whole tumble from my pillow to the door

sleepwalking obstacle course

but who was phone