my immediate first thought this morning the second i woke up (which may have been a continuation of a dream but idk) was trying to explain the num lock key to a tech illiterate guy with a thick new york accent, think lou albano as mario or something like that. if you tried to compare it to the caps lock key, he might interrupt you and say "YOU CANT CAPITALIZE A NUMBAH GET OUTTA HEEEAAH"
yesterday morning i thought of the word penguinius and for the last day or so i have been saying "IT IS I, PENGUINIUS CAESAR" along with other idiotic things in a very dramatic voice when no one is paying attention