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whats up yall - yes running from the cops on a motorcycle. Lets get it...
an in-dept how to on running from the police successfully. will probably add more 2 it when i feel like it
first lets start with what makes you ABSOLUTELY FUCKED during a chase where you aint coming back out
-helicopter comes out during chase, youll need to find an airport close by and hope it flys away not wanting this risk of collision with commercial jets
-flock cameras/running a plate on your bike. Youll be fucked completely if you have a plate on your bike during the chase. "No face, no case" only gets you so far. Flock cameras are very good at being used to identify you any time youve existed on a public road with ur bike. dont run a plate EVER if youre going to run.
-the highway. unless you have a fast stock bike, its a death trap that will never end and only attract more cops on your tail.
WHEN NOT TO RUN:
if pulling over is a simple ticket, your shits all legal with no real issues
in the country side empty ass roads
low on gas
bike is fucked up and not working right.
Just take the L big dawg, dont get a felony over some dumbass shit if youre bike is FUCKED or the area sucks. even if you got a warrant or whatever, dont add to your record by copping a felony because you decided running with 1 oz of gas in your tank was a good risk...
Reasons to run:
stunt riding - if you get caught doing a wheelie, in florida youll lose your licenser gaurenteed for a year even if you dont get arrested and sent to jail on the spot. Clean record? No matter, your shit is handled under new laws and youre losing your license + shit load of lawyer fees.
these cops HATE you. - They have stiffined up penalties for literally fucking everything making criminals out of people who would never otherwise have been a criminal before. A wheelie was a ticket, now its a felony under new stunt driving laws. Imagine that...
Okay, so lets start. youve just busted out a badass nice tall drop back spreader wheelie with a nice scrape on the tail and Officer E. Dickhead just saw you. 1 wheelie is fucking jail time now, so you decide fuck it, risk going to jail either fucking way so might as well run.
Hes hot on your tail, expecting you to pull over so he can fuck your life up for good over a fucking wheelie. You dont stop. YOU ARE COMMITTED NOW, you are now a criminal and have just committed a felony. No second thoughts, he will be pistol whipping you if you stop now.
The first thing is, ASSUMING he decides to chase 50/50 chance (Sometimes they will cancel the pursuit early on if their policy doesnt allow tthem to chase) is to stay fucking calm and dont panic. The cooler you are mentally, the better desicisons u can make. No panic is very real and will get you out of the pigs sights. Next, put as much distance between you and him as fucking possible, and head TOWARDS congested city areas. The more traffic the better. Avoid highways, as those are easy for cops to filter through. Your best bet is stopped traffic, traffic jams, cities and towns with alley ways, parks, parking lots with drainage ditches that a bike can go through, and sometimes in desperate situations oncomming traffic.
speed isnt always the answer, these cops have radios and they arent afraid to use them. Just because he shuts his lights off early on or you think you lost him, doesnt mean the chase is over. The cops now a days have:
-drones
-helicopters (use any flight radar app to track them and their locations to give you an idea on what your next move should be)
-flock cameras (these curious little cameras will add everything about you, your bike, your helmet color, your tag, into a database for cops to find you. They are AI cameras)
-more cops than the cities know what the fuck to do with
-Cell towers, cops have the ability to see where your phone has been during the chase if they do find out your identity and try to bag you. They can do this, and pretty much use it to help build a case against you. Cell phone while doing illegal shit is risky.
so, when you find that youre all alone, you need to keep riding, and continue making distance. If youre low on fuel (ONLY IF YOUR SHITS DEAD LOW, Cause stopping even for a minute is ALWAYS a big risk), you need to fuel up QUICK at a distant gas station. Paying by card is a huge risk, as cops can see you via gas station camera later and identify you by figuring out what pump youre at, what time you pumped at, and what card you used to purchase the gas. having a gift card visa or prepaid gas card tied to no name or unknown is golden if the pump accepts them. IF you have to pay via cash, god fucking hope theres no line and the cops are far away or NOT looking for you. Keep your head down and helmet on.
KEEP RUNNING, (dont attract attention tho). pay attention to the road around you, do a friendly 10-15mph over but dont go nuts. Where applicable, make turns, twists, and find overhead trees to help mask your location. If you are at MAX SPEED another cop will see you or hear you and make the appropiate adjustments and come and find you. DO NOT STOP under any circumstances until you know you are away from cameras. FLOCK CAMERAS WILL track you all around town! SO rushing straight home can be a challenge. You should actually study where flock cameras are in your city and where your home is. The cops now a days can search your bike, your helmet, etc and figure out where you went. They can do this as well to figure out roughly where you live.
AGAIN STAY OFF HIGHWAYS, do not run in a straight line. FHP, GSP, arkansas have FAST pursuit vehicles and will catch up to you. They can shockingly keep up, and often times its a stupid ass adrenaline junkie behind the wheel trying to stick it to all the bikers who ran successfully in the past... dont give him the satisfaction of catching you.
Okay, lets talk LAST DITCH EFFORTS.
SO you couldnt find congestion (FUCK), youre in low populated areas, and there is no traffic, no alleys, only long roads and country side, and more bored cops than usual. Usually, at this stage, you are fucked. They likely have cops EVERYWHERE. You need to use speed in this case to create distance, and at some point ditch the bike, the helmet, the fit, the gloves, etc if you feel like the police helicopter will be used very soon. Honestly, it shouldnt get to this point, but sometimes in the country side, it happens. Ive been there before. Endless roads with minimal turns, its hectic. Country side is where speed will help, but your chances of getting away become less and less each minute. Never had to ditch my bike, but a few buddies that have had success did this and got away so Id say it somewhat works. Youre usually fucked so consider this as an "IF ALL ELSE FAILS".
-Ditching the bike, always a bad idea. The cops dogs can smell you and will bite you happily. This isnt much of an option unless you are FAR away from cops but youre convinced you have a huge head start... In the case, ditch your helmet, gloves, everything as well. The problem with this, even if you get away, because most people carry cell phones, is that if the bike is registered to you, the cops will be knocking at your door, and probably getting a warrant to try and search your shit, cell tower records, etc to try to place you in that area so they can build a case against you. Report your bike as stolen if its in your name, lay low for a few days. DO NOT GO HOME BRO. Stay out, grab a hotel, stay with a buddy, whatever. Report that shit as STOLEN FAST. get rid of all your fucking gear. change your appearance ASAP too. Dont fuck around with this, theres a dude whos pent up anger from years of being a cuck is dead bent on catching you.
-Oncomming traffic, this is the most selfish, most dangerous option. Ive done it once, my buddies have done it. I had a TRY HARD motorcycle cop on a harley chase me on my overheating ass stunt bike for nearly 8 miles until i desperately went into oncomming traffic (city traffic, speed limite 35 mph) HE DID NOT want the smoke, and I got away. do it at ur own risk. You can kill or hurt some innocent person and probably kill urself by doing this....
anywayz,
if u decide to run. Just remmeber youre commited. Dont stop up the road, the consequences are bad, and wont get any better.
fuck the tryhard cops who feel they got something to prove. fuck the flock cameras, fuck the ever increasingly brutal laws enacted to make criminals out of people like you and me. and before u say "Well, im not a criminal so i have nothing to worry about" Hey! neither are we, but tell you what our justice system has determined that by doing a wheelie or any other petty level shit on a motorcycle, your first offense even if you pull over means you lose your jobs, license, and now owe your left nut to the courts.
FUCK. YOU.
whats up yall - yes running from the cops on a motorcycle. Lets get it...
an in-dept how to on running from the police successfully. will probably add more 2 it when i feel like it
first lets start with what makes you ABSOLUTELY FUCKED during a chase where you aint coming back out
-helicopter comes out during chase, youll need to find an airport close by and hope it flys away not wanting this risk of collision with commercial jets
-flock cameras/running a plate on your bike. Youll be fucked completely if you have a plate on your bike during the chase. "No face, no case" only gets you so far. Flock cameras are very good at being used to identify you any time youve existed on a public road with ur bike. dont run a plate EVER if youre going to run.
-the highway. unless you have a fast stock bike, its a death trap that will never end and only attract more cops on your tail.
WHEN NOT TO RUN:
if pulling over is a simple ticket, your shits all legal with no real issues
in the country side empty ass roads
low on gas
bike is fucked up and not working right.
Just take the L big dawg, dont get a felony over some dumbass shit if youre bike is FUCKED or the area sucks. even if you got a warrant or whatever, dont add to your record by copping a felony because you decided running with 1 oz of gas in your tank was a good risk...
Reasons to run:
stunt riding - if you get caught doing a wheelie, in florida youll lose your licenser gaurenteed for a year even if you dont get arrested and sent to jail on the spot. Clean record? No matter, your shit is handled under new laws and youre losing your license + shit load of lawyer fees.
these cops HATE you. - They have stiffined up penalties for literally fucking everything making criminals out of people who would never otherwise have been a criminal before. A wheelie was a ticket, now its a felony under new stunt driving laws. Imagine that...
Okay, so lets start. youve just busted out a badass nice tall drop back spreader wheelie with a nice scrape on the tail and Officer E. Dickhead just saw you. 1 wheelie is fucking jail time now, so you decide fuck it, risk going to jail either fucking way so might as well run.
Hes hot on your tail, expecting you to pull over so he can fuck your life up for good over a fucking wheelie. You dont stop. YOU ARE COMMITTED NOW, you are now a criminal and have just committed a felony. No second thoughts, he will be pistol whipping you if you stop now.
The first thing is, ASSUMING he decides to chase 50/50 chance (Sometimes they will cancel the pursuit early on if their policy doesnt allow tthem to chase) is to stay fucking calm and dont panic. The cooler you are mentally, the better desicisons u can make. No panic is very real and will get you out of the pigs sights. Next, put as much distance between you and him as fucking possible, and head TOWARDS congested city areas. The more traffic the better. Avoid highways, as those are easy for cops to filter through. Your best bet is stopped traffic, traffic jams, cities and towns with alley ways, parks, parking lots with drainage ditches that a bike can go through, and sometimes in desperate situations oncomming traffic.
speed isnt always the answer, these cops have radios and they arent afraid to use them. Just because he shuts his lights off early on or you think you lost him, doesnt mean the chase is over. The cops now a days have:
-drones
-helicopters (use any flight radar app to track them and their locations to give you an idea on what your next move should be)
-flock cameras (these curious little cameras will add everything about you, your bike, your helmet color, your tag, into a database for cops to find you. They are AI cameras)
-more cops than the cities know what the fuck to do with
-Cell towers, cops have the ability to see where your phone has been during the chase if they do find out your identity and try to bag you. They can do this, and pretty much use it to help build a case against you. Cell phone while doing illegal shit is risky.
so, when you find that youre all alone, you need to keep riding, and continue making distance. If youre low on fuel (ONLY IF YOUR SHITS DEAD LOW, Cause stopping even for a minute is ALWAYS a big risk), you need to fuel up QUICK at a distant gas station. Paying by card is a huge risk, as cops can see you via gas station camera later and identify you by figuring out what pump youre at, what time you pumped at, and what card you used to purchase the gas. having a gift card visa or prepaid gas card tied to no name or unknown is golden if the pump accepts them. IF you have to pay via cash, god fucking hope theres no line and the cops are far away or NOT looking for you. Keep your head down and helmet on.
KEEP RUNNING, (dont attract attention tho). pay attention to the road around you, do a friendly 10-15mph over but dont go nuts. Where applicable, make turns, twists, and find overhead trees to help mask your location. If you are at MAX SPEED another cop will see you or hear you and make the appropiate adjustments and come and find you. DO NOT STOP under any circumstances until you know you are away from cameras. FLOCK CAMERAS WILL track you all around town! SO rushing straight home can be a challenge. You should actually study where flock cameras are in your city and where your home is. The cops now a days can search your bike, your helmet, etc and figure out where you went. They can do this as well to figure out roughly where you live.
AGAIN STAY OFF HIGHWAYS, do not run in a straight line. FHP, GSP, arkansas have FAST pursuit vehicles and will catch up to you. They can shockingly keep up, and often times its a stupid ass adrenaline junkie behind the wheel trying to stick it to all the bikers who ran successfully in the past... dont give him the satisfaction of catching you.
Okay, lets talk LAST DITCH EFFORTS.
SO you couldnt find congestion (FUCK), youre in low populated areas, and there is no traffic, no alleys, only long roads and country side, and more bored cops than usual. Usually, at this stage, you are fucked. They likely have cops EVERYWHERE. You need to use speed in this case to create distance, and at some point ditch the bike, the helmet, the fit, the gloves, etc if you feel like the police helicopter will be used very soon. Honestly, it shouldnt get to this point, but sometimes in the country side, it happens. Ive been there before. Endless roads with minimal turns, its hectic. Country side is where speed will help, but your chances of getting away become less and less each minute. Never had to ditch my bike, but a few buddies that have had success did this and got away so Id say it somewhat works. Youre usually fucked so consider this as an "IF ALL ELSE FAILS".
-Ditching the bike, always a bad idea. The cops dogs can smell you and will bite you happily. This isnt much of an option unless you are FAR away from cops but youre convinced you have a huge head start... In the case, ditch your helmet, gloves, everything as well. The problem with this, even if you get away, because most people carry cell phones, is that if the bike is registered to you, the cops will be knocking at your door, and probably getting a warrant to try and search your shit, cell tower records, etc to try to place you in that area so they can build a case against you. Report your bike as stolen if its in your name, lay low for a few days. DO NOT GO HOME BRO. Stay out, grab a hotel, stay with a buddy, whatever. Report that shit as STOLEN FAST. get rid of all your fucking gear. change your appearance ASAP too. Dont fuck around with this, theres a dude whos pent up anger from years of being a cuck is dead bent on catching you.
-Oncomming traffic, this is the most selfish, most dangerous option. Ive done it once, my buddies have done it. I had a TRY HARD motorcycle cop on a harley chase me on my overheating ass stunt bike for nearly 8 miles until i desperately went into oncomming traffic (city traffic, speed limite 35 mph) HE DID NOT want the smoke, and I got away. do it at ur own risk. You can kill or hurt some innocent person and probably kill urself by doing this....
anywayz,
if u decide to run. Just remmeber youre commited. Dont stop up the road, the consequences are bad, and wont get any better.
fuck the tryhard cops who feel they got something to prove. fuck the flock cameras, fuck the ever increasingly brutal laws enacted to make criminals out of people like you and me. and before u say "Well, im not a criminal so i have nothing to worry about" Hey! neither are we, but tell you what our justice system has determined that by doing a wheelie or any other petty level shit on a motorcycle, your first offense even if you pull over means you lose your jobs, license, and now owe your left nut to the courts.
FUCK. YOU.
killer
another excellent post noob, this is the kind of quality work i come here for. evading the cops has always been a sort of fantasy for me because i absolutely fucking hate beat cops and they usually treat me poorly because i drive old broken down shit because i'm cheap. only time i ever really came close to this was back in the day when i was dirt poor and couldn't afford insurance or registration so i would constantly duck out onto some branching back roads whenever a cop would get close, sometimes they would follow but i knew a bunch of good spots
when i eventually get ahold of some shitty half broken down moped i will follow this sage advice. godspeed brotha
when i eventually get ahold of some shitty half broken down moped i will follow this sage advice. godspeed brotha
thank u king,
always happy 2 help. doing it 4 the love of the game.
just know i had to drop some wisdom on my goobas at flashii
always happy 2 help. doing it 4 the love of the game.
just know i had to drop some wisdom on my goobas at flashii
killer