So what is the funniest bus or Public Transportation stories you guys have

well usually for me its on the train and its the typical people dancing all over the place/ asking for money/ yelling at people for no reason. Also the occasional old smelly tuna or rotting food in the back gives the perfect transit experience. The most memorable one was this guy trying his hardest to give relationship counseling to random couples who were just sitting minding their business and ending every conversation with "stay together fam" before walking away.

lmao. speaking of odd smells, its not uncommon for city bus drivers to drive across town with the parking brake engaged. in the back of the bus it smells like burning rubber the entire ride. one time i was on my bike and a bus passed me with smoking tires

my favorite bus story is a recurring one involving an old lady that exclusively wears these custom shirts she made

i've done my best to recreate the shirt here



she used to always come into my old work and always had something to bitch about but once kmart closed i thought she died but nope, she'd show up every now and then bitching to the bus driver about something new every time

i just want to know what incident sparks you to make several shirts (i would hope its several shirts otherwise yikes) about a city bus driver in the city that has the most bars per capita saying drinking was ok

i'd think if she had any family around that gave a quarter of a shit they'd have moved her into a home by now

some kid didnt want to sit next to me because im a "dirty man"
...ok

you gotta look slightly disgusting so your bag gets a seat