magic vending machine
#10961
you get a white pebble
i insert a yellowed super nintendo controller
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#10963
You get the piss extracted from said controller

I insert an illegally traded organ
Dying of boredom, I'll try it all...
#10964
joe rogan 2 times life size explodes out of vending machine and gives you family guy mp4 of quagmire toilet via telepathy

i insert a quarter on a string which i comedically pull back out

OPEEEN WIDEEEEE BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE- PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g- BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR

#10974
a second vending machine falls from the ceiling and crushes you

i insert a table
Dying of boredom, I'll try it all...
#11031
you receive an goanimate anime girl with a table that fits her head

i insert a bottle of asian fish sauce
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