the sm57 is the best microphone in the world and no one can convince me otherwise

i like listening to music, reading, and sleeping

mostly sleeping

nah i'm pretty sure the walmart headset microphone offers much more versatility and a wider frequency response than the sm57

oh yeah well i bet you cant use it as a hammer so there

yeah but you can't attach an sm57 to your head comfortably so take THAT

dam you got me there

that'll teach you for shilling such a subpar microphone in this fine web establishment

welcome btw

but it's guitar tone law that you HAVE to use a tube screamer in front of a 5150 or dual rectifier through a vintage 30 loaded cab mic'd with an sm57. your tone is automatically shit if you don't follow these strict rules

a tube amp through a cab with a mic setup? what is this, the 20th century?

real men use an axe fx or a kemper straight into the DAW

digital more like shitigal haha

analog all the way, no exceptions ever

that's it, you're getting a boss me-25 for christmas