that sounds like a prank funky retro malware would do, awesome

was digging a grave alone in a random park i didn't recognize, nearby was an open casket and i saw myself in it, dead. not the first time i've had this dream and it bothers me when it happens

took place in a large house that was completely foreign but felt very familiar in the dream. i was told by someone to make a hammer out of silver so i looked around for silverware to melt over a stove and eventually found some in a drawer, along with a big ladle in a different drawer made of gold and cobalt (it said this on the ladle??) but the ladle looked silvery

i combine them into a pot over a regular stove at high heat but then realized i was really hungry (didn't eat last night and apparently it was bothering my subconscious) so i went on a massive oddysey to find a refrigerator until i eventually did, and i brought some ingredients back with me. some asshole turned off my boiling silverware pot so i turned it back on, then started making some kind of beef stir fry right next to it. while stirring, i spilled some into the boiling silver but grabbed it out with my BARE HANDS and ate it, wondering if silver was poisonous. i then woke up

walked into a fireworks store and they only sold shampoo

at a different point there was a rooster that would burrow around underground and pop up trying to attack me like some kind of super mario enemy

it was like a darker version of the soviet cartoon version of tom and jerry (ну погоди) but it was more action than the tom and jerry hijinks
the wolf had a knife kinda like this https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Prinny_Machete
and the ost had from what i remember to be like a more disgruntled/dissapointed drum and bass (no clue what that means)
and the title was had like some words like "deep/dark" and "adventure" thrown in

i might be overdoing the AC, at one point during the dream i looked outside and it was snowing

a lady pronounced "xöte" as "goat"

i also keep having nightmares about working as a programmer again but having no idea what i'm doing so people yell at me. this time i was writing actionscript (?) and it looked like hieroglyphics

dreamt last night that the leaves changed colors on the trees and immediately fell off right in front of my eyes all at once, which i think is a reflection of my anxiety about time passing extremely quickly

haven't had a midsummer snow dream yet but last winter was very easy for me so i expect them to return next summer

was hiking around what seemed like the bottom of a canyon with a small river flowing down the middle, and there were some really weird and cool sights like rapids and waterfalls. sometimes i was walking alone and sometimes i was walking with strangers. sometimes the environment looked like a desert and sometimes it looked like something that would exist here, but in a very foreign way

at the very end i sat down and made some kind of meat dish over a small fire alone in the middle of the day, and while i was eating it a very strange looking deer came beelining towards me from a long way off, which i first saw in my periphery. it wore a black collar like a dog, had very rough and patchy fur like a deer with wasting disease, and its eyes were a dull black. it came right up to me very quickly and began trying to steal the meat, battering its head into me, while a voice that was not my own yelled "go away, you are a meat eater!" from my own mouth several times. the pitch was too high

i woke up shortly after that and have been thinking about it for about fifteen minutes. if i had the ability to draw i would attempt to draw that deer, it was extremely eerie and i'm not sure what my subconscious meant by this. the black dog collar on it was especially strange

feels like a creature you'd hear about in stories from native americans, spooky