So earlier today I on my way to pick up some e-waste I had ordered online. I could've had it delivered to my door but it was 1 whole euro cheaper to just have it delivered to pseudo post office thing they hide in some stores and you know how it is with 1 whole euros. That's beside the point anyway. While I was on my bike I noticed a spork lying on the road, but thinking about it more I was a little bit doubtful in whether the utensil in question even technically counts as a spork.

The spork in question had the following shape:


Now the thing is, sure this has a fork and a spoon as part of the same utensil, but is this a spork? It's just a spoon and a fork taped together. A total scam!

This type of device is much more true to the meaning of the name "spork" I'd say:


Here the fork and spoon have truly come together in an inconvenient matrimony of both not being able to use its total capacity to hold a liquid nor are the prongs long enough to properly serve as a meat stabbing device. A totally useless piece of garbage. True to the spirit of the spork.

Anyway, I wish to see what the spork community has to say on this matter. Please feel free to have your say in the replies below!